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21 Reasons why English Sucks 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to...
Fred the boy rapist.
Why did I do that?
Instructor: Sure you want to do that?
Student: Um...well..I thought. Oh shit why did I do that?
Instructor: I don't know, you woke up and drank a cup of stupid
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