March 2011
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21 Reasons why English Sucks →
21 Reasons why English Sucks
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to...
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Fred the boy rapist.
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Why did I do that?
Instructor: Sure you want to do that?
Student: Um...well..I thought. Oh shit why did I do that?
Instructor: I don't know, you woke up and drank a cup of stupid
Student: :-(
Me: Excellent
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You've Greatly Pleased Korean Monkey Baby →
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Colonel Qaddafi—A Life in Fashion →
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...
– Albert Einstein
If it weren’t for running late, I wouldn’t be running at all.
– Me
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Owning a Full Size SUV is Cool When...
Owning a Full Size SUV is Cool When:
You want to drive yourself and about six of your closest friends to Las Vegas for a weekend
Owning a Full Size SUV sucks giant monkey balls when:
Gas jumps up to 4 dollars a gallon
Your job is 21 miles southeast of your house
Your school is 21 miles southeast of your job
All the cool stuff is 40+ miles from everywhere you frequent
Just about any...
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Why People Like It When White British Girls Sing... →
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