March 2011
18 posts
21 Reasons why English Sucks →
21 Reasons why English Sucks 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to...
Mar 18th
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Fred the boy rapist.
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Why did I do that?
Instructor: Sure you want to do that?
Student: Um...well..I thought. Oh shit why did I do that?
Instructor: I don't know, you woke up and drank a cup of stupid
Student: :-(
Me: Excellent
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Mar 15th
You've Greatly Pleased Korean Monkey Baby →
Mar 15th
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Jade Mountain, St Lucia's Most Romantic Luxury... →
I wish…
Mar 10th
Colonel Qaddafi—A Life in Fashion →
Mar 9th
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
Mar 9th
“If it weren’t for running late, I wouldn’t be running at all.”
– Me
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
Owning a Full Size SUV is Cool When...
Owning a Full Size SUV is Cool When: You want to drive yourself and about six of your closest friends to Las Vegas for a weekend Owning a Full Size SUV sucks giant monkey balls when: Gas jumps up to 4 dollars a gallon Your job is 21 miles southeast of your house Your school is 21 miles southeast of your job All the cool stuff is 40+ miles from everywhere you frequent Just about any...
Mar 4th
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Why People Like It When White British Girls Sing... →
Mar 4th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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