So these teenagers cut me off and almost made me hit someone on the freeway. They drove by laughing…little did they know we were headed for the same walgreens. They looked like they pissed their pants when they saw me pull in. Awww justice. ;-p
That moment when you’re excited realize bk left an onion ring in your fry #fatgirlshit
Bag of F***
Great Schwarzenegger has a love child. Unless this kid has magical gas price lowering powers then I’m not reaching for my bag of f***
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Someone told me last night that they were 20% Lesbian. I want to know how that math works out.
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Manner #1 When asking for something, say “Please.” Manner #2 When receiving something, say “Thank you.” Related: Kid-Made Thank You Notes Manner #3 Do not interrupt grown-ups who are speaking with each other unless there is an emergency. They will notice you and respond when they are finished talking. Manner #4 If you do need to get somebody’s attention right...