If cities were stocks, you’d want to short Phoenix.
Of course, it’s an easy city to pick on. The nation’s 13th-largest metropolitan area crams 4.3 million people into a low bowl in a hot desert, where horrific heat waves and windstorms visit it regularly. And it depends on an improbable…
Professor: Your introduction needs to engage the reader. It needs to hook your audience.
*reads our intros*
Professor: You guys need to keep working on your hook.
Me and Josh: *in unison* We aren't good hookers.
When I think about the right places to ‘Occupy’ I think of Michael Crow. We need to fight back against the system that makes education a luxury and a for profit system, that does not pay off at the end.
Attention Writers, Poets and Artist
Attention Writers, Poets, Artist,
The editors at ASU’s West Literary Magazine, Canyon Voices, are seeking submissions for our current issue. We are looking for short scripts fiction, poetry, nonfiction essays, and art from emerging talent. Please send all submissions to CanyonVoicesLitMag@gmail.com. The deadline has been extended to October 28th. You can find our submission rules here: http://canyonvoices.asu.edu/submission.
Please include that you were referred by Gayla
Canyon Voices Script Editors
Submission Criteria after the cut
Arizona State University men’s rights group has a moronic poster, claims “society has daddy issues,” “women have NEVER been systematically oppressed.”
- Right to incarcerate opposite sex by simple accusation - because women are exempt in our criminal justice system. All jails are men only.
- Right to female specific societal-wide and government services - because men deserve the right to government-funded abortions, too!
- Right to be get emotional and receive sympathy and hearing - because the government has laws against men be getting (begetting) emotions?
- Right to reproduction - because men aren’t allowed to reproduce. It’s just all virgin birth, all the time.
- Right to receive office or position without as stringent entry requirements - because when I apply for a job, all I do is point at my vagina and get hired.
Oh the stupidity, oh the lulz. Here’s their website, for your amusement.
Meanwhile In Arizona…
If you’re living in Arizona, these are pretty much your options.