The original Facebook post (featuring mountains of text message grammar)
A gurl was walkin 2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whsipered 2 her corpse
“I ment to sey I will luv u FIVE-ever……”
(dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr…..)
repst if diz mad u cri
(via meme-spot)
Throw your hands in the air, if you a true playa
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
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